Friday, September 22, 2006

Hello to all Our Beloved Subjects!!

Here are Our Lovely Young Royals, HRH Prince Brutus and Princess Marigold a week following their LadyGarden/Hoo-Ha-ectomies, and they are in tip-top shape! We would like to thank you all for keeping Us in your purrayers, as we did feel the energies of Our Creator At Work to guide the V-E-T's hand and guide The Young Royals through a swift and "unremarkable " recovery!

HM Queen Emily was most distressed at the Queen Mother for removing the Young Royals from the House of Myres. When Queen Mum returned without them the first eve, Queen Emily looked disdainfully upon QM, turned tail and walked out of the room. When Queen Mum returned with The Young Royals next morning, a great purr of relief was heard as Queen Emily ignored the smells of "The V-E-T Hospital" upon them, and stayed close by them whilst they slept.

This morning, having forgotten to close the windows against the chilly night air, Queen Mum found that Prince Brutus and Princess Marigold discovered a "cozy" solution to the problem.We attempted to post the short videw QM took of this clever solution, but Blogger gave Us difficulties posting it...We Were Not Amused. However, there is a link to this video on You Tube by clicking on this link:

We hope you had a good week, and enjoy a restful weekend! Thank you all for visiting!!

Have a Blessed Weekend!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Good Mornng Our Dearest Subjects!

Well, Queen Mother is in an anxious mood today. Truth be known, since 11:30 p.m. last night when She was instructed to withhold food and water from Their Royal Highnesses, Prince Brutus and Princess Marigold. HM Queen Emily, apart from being hungry and thirsty herself, seems to be empathising with The Young Royals as she, too, once Bravely and with Great Fortitude faced her own Trial-by- V-E-T. As of this moment, all three of the Royals are playing furiously as per their usual frantic morning exercise ritual. At 9:30 a.m. this morning, QM will summon the Royal License Taxi to transport the Young Royals to the V-E-T, and will very reluctantly leave them in their care. Providence has them in His Care, of course. Queen Emily, We anticipate will search the Royal House of Myres endlessly until their safe return tomorrow.

In the mean time, We would like to leave you with a poem sent to the Royal Household by Our Most Beloved Lady ML, who is Princess Marigold's inspiration, and is adored by all the Royals.

We will post tomorrow to announce the Good News of the safe return of Prince Brutus from his Hoo-Ha-Ectomy, and of Princess Marigold from her Lady-Garden-Ectomy. In the mean time, a little prayer sent up in Their behalf as they overnight in the Recovery Kennels with their favourite blankie, given them while mere kits by Our Most Gracious Godmother Deb will hopefully lull them into a peaceful slumber overnight. To All Our Favoured Subjects, have a Blessed Day!

Do Not Go Peaceable to That Damn Vet
by Dylan Thomas's Cat

Do not go peaceable to that damn vet,
A cat can always tell a trip is due,
Hide, hide, when your appointment time is set.

Wise cats who watched, and learned the alphabet,
And never let men know how much they knew,
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet.

Young cats who want to keep their claws to whet
On sofa legs, and save their privates, too,
Hide, hide when your appointment time is set.

Sick cats, poor things, whose stomachs are upset,
But hate to eat some vile-smelling goo,
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet.

Old cats who have no wish to sleep just yet,
And plan to live another year or two,
Hide, hide when your appointment time is set.

And though your human sweetly calls his pet,
Or rants and raves until his face is blue,
Do not go peaceable to that damn vet,
Hide, hide when your appointment time is set.

From the book by Henry Beard
Poetry for Cats: The Definitive Anthology of Distinguished Feline Verse

Sunday, September 03, 2006

MY HOW THEY'VE GROWN!!! Good Sunday Morning!

We were made aware just last week that HRH Prince Brutus has grown so big in just the past 10 weeks, that poor Princess Marigold oftentimes gets "shoved out of the way" as the Prince stretches in his sleep! Princess Marigold seems to be remaining a kitten of petite stature. She is so closely bonded with the Prince that she never registers a complaint when she finds shared quarters tight now that the Prince has hit his "growth spurt". Queen Mum is anxiously awaiting September 14th, as she prays the spurt that Prince Brutus is undergoing remain one of growth, and nothing else. One shudders to think...

On our last post, Skeeeeezix the Cat offered an opinion on The Queen Mum's Pet Peeve at the moment, that of the Demotion of Planet Pluto. Mentioning The Food Lady being a Scorpio, this is what concerns QM as well, since Queen Mum is also a Scorpio. It seems such misfortunes have befallen The Royal House of Myres since this dastardly deed was done! We Are Not Amused. We have consulted with the Royal Astrologists on this matter, and expect a favourable outcome to this situation. That is, if they know what is good for them... This is all We have to say on the topic at this time.

We do hope that all of our Loyal Subjects are safe after the passing of the Tropical Depression along the East Coast of the Realm. Things were quite dramatic here, but all is well.

We hope you enjoy this long Holiday week-end! Rest well, and thank you for visiting!

Have a Blessed Day!