Friday, July 24, 2009

UPDATE!! HM Queen Emily Reported Under Evil Spell!

PLEASE SEE EARLIER POST BELOW FOR BACKSTORY! Biggify photos with due caution: Some images may prove unsettling!

It has been reported by Staff in Myres Castle that HM Queen Emily has been seen in Her Private Chambers, indulging in 'nip, and other reckless behaviour, which includes Twittering Excessively under the user name "@HotEmXXX" . The most distressful visual symptoms are Her Majesty emulating some of her favourite "I Can Has Cheezburger" images. Above you will see Her Majesty emulating the so-called "Monorail Kitteh".
The most disturbing visual appearance is the eerie glow which has afflicted The Queen. It is reminiscent of that witnessed by Queen Mum to have been in the eyes of the most recent Vishus Deer sighting in the Palace's back garden.
The Royal V.E.T. has been consulted, and will provide a treatment plan to Staff.
Further reports on HM Queen Emily will be forthcoming,

Long Live The Queen!

BREAKING NEWS: Vishus Deer Sighting in New Jersey!

Something has alarmed Princess
Marigold, the Princess Emo!
Her 6th (or is it 7th or 8th?) sense is always spot on, which led me to investigate further...

To my Horror, just outside Our window, stood a Vushus Deer!
BUT! This one had company!

THERE HE WAS! The Apparent offspring of the first Vishus Deer!
Oh, how his eyes glowed with the fires of the Netherworld!!!!

In what seemed to take forever, they finally moved on to seek more vulnerable prey.

Once again, The Royal House of Myres was secure. HM Queen
Emily made a decree to have the Groundskeeper secure the Back Garden against any future security breaches.