Tuesday, August 25, 2009

"I'm ready for My Close-Up..."

A secret Screen-Test was discovered yesterday which has quite upset the Royal Household.

It seems that HRH Princess Marigold, The Princess Emo had answered a request to audition for Quentin Tarantino's next project. The Queen Mum is quite opposed to a career outside of Royal Duties, but The Princess is adamant She will persue a career in the Entertainment Industry.
The fact that Royalty can, in some circles, be considered an Entertainment Industry is lost on Her Royal Highness.

If The Royals are to accept The Princess's Passion, QM wishes She would at least seek counsel and Mentorship from The Greatest Actress of Our Time (and New Jersey native) Meryl Streep.

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